These are the jokes I talked about on the show:
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: Why did the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: What do a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Here are some more blonde jokes:
Q: How do you get a blonde’s eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for an hour?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s twink/white-out/correction fluid on the screen.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years”.
Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Read more blonde jokes here.